*For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:*
Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven snowmen a-melting
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six kittens a-meowing
Five golden coins
Four calling prank callers
Three French fries
Two bottles of whiskey
And a monkey in a cherry tree
What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?
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EllieGant
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Huh! I see you get all the alcohol whilst I get all the bl**dy babies making a racket, tax inspectors and a crazy. It's not FAIR! Waaaaah!
Twelve babies drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six iPods a-playing
Five golden toe rings
Four calling bill collectors
Three French tourists
Two diamond pinky rings
And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree